What You'll Get
Archaeologists have concluded that early man waged a long, costly war against his own hair, convinced that his head's greasy, diseased rat's nest was trying to ruin his career as a time-share salesman. Honor the hair heroes who taught humanity and hair to co-exist with today's Groupon: for $37, you get a cut, deep conditioning, hair glossing, and styling at kAt Hair Studio (a $75 value).
Whether your hair is a magnificently buoyant crown of curls and character or a defiant mass of twigs, gobs of vegan mayonnaise, and half-chewed Now and Laters, kAt Hair Studio will assess its needs by combining cosmetology experience with the gut instinct of a hard-boiled detective. After the cut ($25) takes your cocky mane down a peg, enjoy some deep healing with deep conditioning ($10), which moisturizes your living wig while getting it to open up about its childhood and confront its dependency issues. Next, a glossing ($30) will restore the shimmer and shine your follicles flaunted when they were first removed from their original packaging. It all comes to a magnificent finale with the styling ($10 with cut), during which your stylist will factor in your high-school GPA, rent history, and whether or not you have a boating license to create the style that best fits your true essence.
Owner and stylist Kathy Stagner, a benevolent hair wizard with over eight years of experience, treats her salon as an extended collection of friends, family, and wacky neighbors that inevitably get their own spin-off. The studio prides itself on not just making each client look good, but on finding the right style that makes each client’s inner essence glow brighter than an industrial bug-zapper splattered with the innards of discarded glow sticks. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 5, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Gratuity not included. By appointment only. Must use in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.