What You'll Get
Archaeologists have concluded that early man waged a long, costly war against his own hair, convinced that his head's greasy, diseased rat's nest was trying to ruin his career as a time-share salesman. Honor the hair heroes who taught humanity and hair to co-exist with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $80 worth of cutting, conditioning, hair glossing, styling, and more at kAt Hair Studio.
Whether your hair is a magnificently buoyant crown of curls and character or a defiant mass of twigs, gobs of vegan mayonnaise, and half-chewed Now and Laters, kAt Hair Studio will assess its needs by combining cosmetology experience with the gut instinct of a hard-boiled detective. Get a cut ($25) to take your cocky mane down a peg and then enjoy some deep healing with conditioning ($10). Alternatively or confluently, get a glossing and restore the shimmer and shine your follicles flaunted when they were first removed from their original packaging ($30). Bring it all to a magnificent finale with the styling ($10 with cut), during which your stylist will factor in your high-school GPA, rent history, and whether or not you have a boating license to create the style that best fits your true essence. If you refuse to be typecast as yourself, redefine your look with a color ($50) and brow tint ($10). Waxing your facial triad (brow, lip, and chin; $24) keeps your face's neighborhood free of follicular criminals, while manly men whose whisker syndicates are too entrenched can maintain a healthy veneer with a beard trim ($8).
Owner and stylist Kathy Stagner, a benevolent hair wizard with more than eight years of experience, treats her salon as an extended collection of friends, family, and wacky neighbors who inevitably get their own spinoff. The studio prides itself on not just making each client look good, but on finding the right style that makes each client’s inner essence glow brighter than an industrial bug-zapper splattered with the innards of discarded glow sticks. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
This Groupon is not valid on products and can only be used for regularly priced services.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy up to 5 additional as gifts. Must use in 3 or less visits. Gratuity not included. Only valid on regularly-priced services. Not valid on products or with other offers. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.