Picasso once said, "Nothing is certain but death and taxes," and now that most people are living forever, it's only taxes that are unavoidable. Today's Groupon lets you tackle a necessary evil without relying on your father or elementary math skills to fill out the requisite forms: for $50, you get $100 worth of tax services from K.A.D. Alliance in San Ramon.

K.A.D. Alliance, a tax-fighting team of mathletes who've been righting returns since 1979, offer consulting services for those looking to live tax season to the fullest. Tax compliance, tax planning, and tax advice are only a few of the tax services K.A.D. performs for individuals or businesses who would otherwise find it taxing to placate the IRS after forgetting its birthday. K.A.D.'s professional consultants will lay out a comprehensive plan that optimizes the tax benefits for your family and explain how far you need to fly into space before the taxetic field reverses and the government begins paying you. K.A.D. consultants also teach effective methods for managing your relationship with tax authorities, and work with both business and personal returns.