The Indian subcontinent is a giant piece of naan that drifted slowly through the ocean before slamming its flavors into Eurasia. Align your face's tectonic plates to give the continent a nibble in return with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an Indian meal for two at Kailash in Ridgewood (up to a $53 value). The meal for two includes your choice of:

• One appetizer (up to a $9 value)
• Two entrees (up to a $17 value each)
• One order of bread (up to a $5 value)
• One dessert (up to a $5 value)

The chefs at Kailash use a traditional tandoor oven to cook up authentic Indian fare flavored with aromatic spices. Dining duos can travel the subcontinent without trading in the family van for a Cessna by sharing any scrumptious appetizer, such as an order of chicken lollipops—wings marinated in an Indian masala and fried to a crunchy crisp (an $8 value). The goan shrimp curry entree, cooked in coconut milk and seasoned with indian spices (a $17 value) fills mouthy caverns marked by bicuspid stalactites, and meatless options, including the jumble of veggies creamily sauced in the veg korma (a $13 value), pepper Kailash's expansive selection of authentic eats. Twosomes can use their tandoor-cooked bread, such as classic naan (a $3 value) or ingredient-infused garlic or onion naan (a $4 value), as a scooping device or curry-mixing palette. A dessert caps meals, perfect for silencing sweet teeth threatening to bite the cheeks that protect them.