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Your hands and feet are your body's blazing rockets that propel you into space. Don't let your rockets burn out and fall off into the Atlantic Ocean. Take care of your trustworthy extremities with today's Groupon to Kailonie’s Salon & Spa: $20 for a natural manicure and pedicure, a $45 value. This deal doesn't just spiff up your hands and feet, it also invigorates your senses and spirit. Grab your mom, bestie, or life coach and kick off a girls' day out with aromatic mani-pedis and skeet shooting competitions.
Disregard the unassuming storefront façade and step inside to escape to a pampering paradise. But the benefits of your mani-pedi will last much longer than the decadent experience itself. Because your hands are always out in front, the condition of your nails and skin will affect people's impression of your sophistication, hygiene, and the likelihood of you owning a 1996 Dodge Neon.
A good manicure may help you climb the ladder at work and get more helpful attention on your next shopping trip. But feel free to cut loose with your pedicure. You can always shelter a shocking hue under your opaque tights and it feels so nice to rub your silky feet together under the covers on a chilly night.
Contrary to popular belief and science, healthy human nails aren't supposed to grow. They should remain static, glossy, and the color of your choice. But most of us contracted a disease from playground equipment that makes our nails grow at alarming rates, lose their luster, cease to be our favorite color, and become unattractively translucent. While publicly funded scientists work a great amount of overtime (scientists make time and a half) on a vaccine for this disgusting plague, spas everywhere do their best to keep the epidemic in check and restore the nail to its natural condition. The nail specialists temporarily cure your fingernails and toenails (hence the name manicure and pedicure) in the hope that one day science will discover a vaccine. Until then, you'll have to enjoy 56% off at an amazing salon.
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Kailonie's Salon Spa & Boutique
Priding themselves on their dedication to continued education, the staff of Kailonie's Salon and Spa stays up-to-date on the latest trends in beauty services ranging from hairstyles to tanning and fitness. Out on the floor, hairstylists perform custom color treatments, and nail technicians render mint-scented manicures to ward off nail-biter breath. Meanwhile, tucked away in private rooms, aestheticians complete a host of facials that clarify and hydrate skin, or use wax to oust unwanted hairs. Tthe fitness center located inside the salon is free to cancer survivors.