What You'll Get
For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how it too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Be pounded into the shape of relaxation with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $70 worth of services from Kalamazoo Manual Therapy.
Board-certified manual therapist Michele Markham of Kalamazoo Manual Therapy molds and shapes soft tissue into top working order with the restorative musculoskeletal effects of homeosomatic manual therapy. Ameliorative massages ($45 for 30 min., $70 for 60 min., or $95 for 90 min.) aid circulation, increase the flow of endorphins, and depretzel twisted tissue for an increased range of motion and improved muscular function. Address numerous conditions, including carpal tunnel, whiplash, rheumatoid arthritis, or tennis elbow with a multitude of healing modalities, such as a paraffin bath ($15) or kinesio taping, wherein muscles are taped up to prevent overcontraction and lessen anxieties from workaday stressors or high-stakes plinko ($7). Michele's comprehensive manual therapy works to reduce inflammation, improve normal muscular movement, and prevent further degeneration, yielding newly flexible forms that can fit into most regulation-size bank vaults. Guests should arrive 10–15 minutes before treatment for assessment and paperwork.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Some services may require doctor's referral. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Kalamazoo Manual Therapy
The holistic philosophy—that the state of the entire body should be considered when treating an ailment—guides the staff at Kalamazoo Manual Therapy through their treatments, which include manual therapy, pediatric massage, medical acupuncture, infrared sauna sessions, and hot-stone therapy. Each of these therapies offers a different approach to wellness, allowing staff to fortify the body's self-healing abilities without drugs or magic spells.