Franklin D. Roosevelt inspired legions of Americans when he famously said, The only thing we have to fear is this haunted trail ride. Venture bravely into terrifying territory with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $19 for a haunted trail ride for one (a $35 value)
- $38 for a haunted trail ride for two (a $70 value)
- $76 for a haunted trail ride for four (a $140 value)
Following a round of snacks and drinks, visitors hop aboard a wagon on a trek to Kalos Farms' haunted trails. Once they reach the trail opening, one visitor receives a glow stick, their only source of light as they set out along the dark trails with a group of up to eight people. Along the 30- to 45-minute journey, travelers encounter frightful creatures and characters so heartless that they gouge innocent pumpkins just for fun. After the adventure, another round of snacks and drinks welcomes guests back to the non-paranormal world.
To refer to Kalos Farms simply as a farm belies its true nature. Sure, there are horses, and the staff sells its own grass-fed beef and lamb meat, but Kalos's countryside acres also offer cabins for lodging and trail rides that snake through more than 250 acres of wooded paths. While staying in one of the facility's three cabins––replete with private baths and cedar furniture––guests scope deer, bobcats, and wild hogs out on the trails or stop by the pavilion for dinner and wine. As the trip winds down, visitors bring home a memento of the farm by purchasing some grass-fed texas-longhorn beef or photocopying the guestbook.