Looking younger often requires standing next to something much older, such as a brontosaurus femur or the future. Shave years off with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a spring spa package, which includes a haircut (up to a $40 value), basic hair color (up to a $65 value), manicure (a $15 value), express pedicure (a $25 value), and eyebrow wax (a $10 value) at Kanani Salon in Zeeland. The entire package takes 3–4 hours.

Kanani Salon's aestheticians were born with hands capable of performing a variety of beautifying services. The package starts with a haircut and coloring, which pampers locks with a thorough shampoo, conditioning, blow-dry, and coloring, before a stylist shears away strands and sculpts them into a masterpiece worthy of being nailed onto the front of a refrigerator. The manicure and pedicure buffs nails to a reflective shine, and a sea of gooey wax washes debris from eyebrow shores.