Unlike tanks, Aston Martins, and Conestoga wagons, buses won't drop subtle, annoying hints about free booze and leftover hors d'oevres when they drop you off at a party. Choose a non-mooching transporter with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 toward transportation services from Kansas City Party Bus.

Offering a glammed-up travel solution complete with bumping stereo systems, dancing poles for moving and grooving, disco and neon lights, and extra-tinted windows for full privacy, Kansas City Party Bus puts a celebrity spin on festive transportation. The Black Mamba and Cottonmouth party buses feature air conditioning and seat more than 18 of your closest frenemies ($120/hour), while the Viper and Copperhead models boast plasma TVs, ultra plush interiors, and room for 43 people ($130–$200/hour depending on the day of rental). Whether a concert is in the weekend works or a group of tipsy tailgaters need a stylish ride, Kansas City Party Bus gets from point A to point B without making you feel like you left the party or accidentally drove into an Algebra class. Free cover to a few local bars and nightclubs is available; call for more details and prep your party for sensational nighttime excursions.

20 percent gratuity not included with this deal. A four-hour minimum rental time is required.

Reviews

Six Insider Pagers give Kansas City Party Bus a perfect five-star average:

• We took the Viper party bus out for my friends [sic] batchelorette [sic] party and it was unreal! The bus had 3 dance poles and a stereo like in a nightclub..It was Awesome! – Amber s.

• Kansas City Party Bus has the sickest buses for ROCKSTAR STYLE partying! – brian s.