What You'll Get
Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon to Karma: A Relaxation Spa. This Groupon is only valid at the Flagship location. Choose from three beautifying options:
- $30 for a Minx pedicure (a $60 value)
- $40 for a one-hour therapeutic massage (an $80 value)
- $40 for a one-hour facial (an $80 value)
Karma: A Relaxation Spa believes in the restorative power of relaxation, administered by a skilled staff of therapists and care-bringers. Toxic-toed clients may wish to opt for a Minx pedicure, which begins with a thorough filing, trimming, and shaping of toenails and cuticles before feet are exfoliated to remove dirt and candy wrappers clogging pores. Individual Minx nails are then applied to each finger in your choice of fashionable colors and patterns, with a massage of the feet and legs rubbing stress from the rainbow-bright bike peddlers.
Or opt for an hour-long therapeutic massage that uses an all-star cast of massage styles to knead away pent-up tension and restore your body to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any you've felt since you had your braces removed. Those with weary faces may opt for a facial treatment, which begins with a one-on-one consultation with a professional aesthetician who will study your skin's wants, needs, and past lives to determine the proper level of lavish attention. For 60 minutes, your visage will be treated to a pore-opening and skin-moisturizing masque tailored to your individual dermal desires, with the treatment yanking gunk and grime from your gutters to leave skin smooth, soft, and approachable.
Karma's 5,000-square-foot facility exudes an exotic Moroccan elegance, like a fez made of crystal. Luxurious, cushy massage tables and bright colors provide an aura of comfort and relaxation. Gaze into the starry ceiling and try to find the constellation Exfolius, which depicts the ancient god of skincare upon his chariot of sea salt. Call to schedule your appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. Valid only for service purchased. By appointment only; must mention Groupon when scheduling. Tax and gratuity not included. Redeemable across multiple visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.