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What You'll Get
Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a chiropractic package at Karns Chiropractic, Massage & Bodyworks! (a $228 value). This package includes the following:
- Consultation and exam (a $95 value)
- X-rays (a $70 value)
- 60-minute massage (a $63 value)
At Karns Chiropractic, Doctor of Chiropractic Christopher Kelley and his staff tend to in-need backs with a caring attitude. To begin today's package, a specialist records the client's medical histories and current vital signs, reflexes, blood pressure, and mood. Patients then perform a series of simple exercises, which shed light on their health and reveal any latent superpowers. For the official exam, x-rays gaze unabashedly at bones and additional tests—MRI, CT scans, or blood work—can be summoned at an additional cost if recommended by the doctor. During the 60-minute massage, a specialist manipulates muscles to alleviate pain, discomfort, muscle spasms, stress, and the urge to go back to school to get a degree in sandcastle smashing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Karns Chiropractic Center
After graduating from Logan College of Chiropractic in 1996, Doctor of Chiropractic Christopher Kelley set to work straightening spines with services for chronic lower-back- and neck-pain rehabilitation and migraines, as well as tips for healthier living. To recalcitrant vertebrae back into single-file formation, the chiropractor uses advanced equipment, such as a decompression table, and electronic stimulation therapy. And in addition to mollycoddling backbones, he also extends his services to various athletic organizations, including the lacrosse team at the University of Tennessee.