What You'll Get
If not for healthy backbones, the spinal cord's nerves would fray and cross, causing signals such as "pick up your foot" to transform into "bite your boss." Prevent workplace embarrassments with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a chiropractic package at Kearns Chiropractic in Carmel (a $350 value). The package includes:
- Consultation (a $50 value)
- Exam (a $150 value)
- Treatment, if necessary (a $100 value)
- 30-minute massage (a $50 value)
Board-certified chiropractor Dr. Kearns invites maladjusted spines and joints in need of a jigger into his clean, comforting office for treatment and relief. Visits begin with a detailed discussion of aches and pains, health concerns, and sartorial dilemmas before the doctor conducts fitting orthopedic and neurological examinations to determine proper spinal function. If deemed necessary, patients will receive an appropriate treatment to alleviate kinked skeletal systems. Regardless of treatment, every guest can give their beleaguered body up to the mollifying strokes of a 30-minute massage, which eliminates stress faster than a good night’s sleep inside a man-sized bassinet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. 24hr cancellation notice or $40 fee may apply. New clients only. Not valid with health insurance. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.