What You'll Get
Lawn care dates back to the early Neolithic Age, when homo sapiens replaced the last exploding oak with the first shrub. Take an equally practical aesthetic stance on your lawn with today's Groupon: for $25, you get two hours of spring cleaning for the yard from Keeping It Green. Keeping It Green operates in and near Springfield Township, West of I-75 and North of I-74. Service areas include: Winton Woods, Finneytown, Greenhills, Forest Park, Wyoming, Fairfield, and surrounding areas.
During your lawn-care service, watch from your hopelessly beached luxury yacht as Keeping It Green clears away sticks, leaves, mulch-bed detritus, and dead Ents, as well as whatever they trim from bushes and shrubs. Everything removed will be disposed of in the most eco-friendly method available. After the grooming, KIG's professional grass manicurists administer a weed-prevention treatment that bars chlorophyll hobos from the grounds and prevents turf war dance-offs between seasonal and perennial plants.
Keeping It Green proudly uses eco-friendly practices for all its lawn-care services, eschewing such questionable practices as spraying lawns green with aerosol cans of lead-based paint and killing weeds by crashing oil tankers into them. For owners of palatial estates, or for cleanup after hosting a reenactment of the First Battle of Bull Run, two Groupons can be combined into one—yielding four hours of intensive yard care.
Each Groupon provides two hours of service, although any materials desired, such as topsoil, mulch, sod, etc., will cost extra.
Here's what some clients of Keeping It Green have to say:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per household. May combine 2 Groupons. Not valid with other offers. Any necessary materials are extra. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.