The car was invented to get commuters directly from Point A to Point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a signature oil change plus a tire rotation and fluid check at Keiser's Service Center in Camp Hill (a $44.95 value).

Keiser's ASE–certified squad of motor masters specialize in sprucing up garage tenants to their manufacturers' expectations, performing services ranging from state inspections to major repairs on all makes and models. During a standard oil change, mechanics will replace old, worn-out oil with fresh-faced young fluid, straight from lubricant college and ready to take on the heat, dust, and incredible pressures of today's high-octane internal-combustion world. To help new oil adjust to its new job of safeguarding precious moving parts, gaskets, and various shafts, a fresh oil filter is included, and all other vehicular life fluids are checked to prevent intersystem jealousy. A quick tire flip caps the 30–45 minute service, keeping road-rubbers free of uneven wear and allowing them to see what life would be like if they had married a different hubcap.