What You'll Get
Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, its repercussions could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's deal: for $60, you get a two-hour on-site photo session plus a $20 print credit and 25% off any additional prints from Kelley Griffin Photography, serving clients in a 30-mile radius of Walnut Creek.
Up to five people can be simultaneously captured during the session, so invite your distant cousins or all your clones for a momentous family shoot. About two weeks after the snapping comes to a close, the images will be ready for an online proofing, in which each photo is given a full psychological exam to make sure that it meets Kelley's rigorous standards. Kelley will then print whichever shots you desire in a variety of sizes with your $20 credit, as well as upload your photos to Facebook if you so choose. A 4”x6” print is $4, an 8”x10” is $12–$16, and the giant-sized 16”x20” print is $88–$96. After the $20 credit is exhausted, you will receive 25% off any additional prints. The gallery will remain online for a month, giving ample time to procure extra prints once the initial supply has been autographed and given to adoring fans.
Until a viable shrink ray is invented to trap in-laws in tiny terrariums, photography will remain the most socially acceptable method of memory preservation. Grab today's Groupon and pose your postured face facing Kelley's camera, ensuring inviolable immortality for your family and whatever they happen to be wearing at the time.
Sessions subject to availability, please call ahead for an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Additional fee for locations more than 30 miles from Walnut Creek. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Subject to availability. Reservation required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.