Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate. Choose between two options at Kellogg Clinic East or West. All three treatments must be used for one area.
- For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments in one of 10 areas: upper lip, chin, sideburns, unibrow, ears, neck (front), neck (back), areolas, fingers, and toes (up to a $300 value).
- For $149, you get three laser-hair removal treatments for either the underarm or the standard bikini line (a $450 value).
The expert staff at Kellogg Clinic will harness the power of lasers to directly target pesky follicles at the roots of unwanted hair. Face-groomers may remove unwanted crumb-catchers from their chins or give adhesive mustaches a smoother surface on which to stick. Convention-goers can keep requisite name-tag lanyards from sticking in hairs at the back or front of the neck, while epidermis exhibitionists can prepare for tank top and swimsuit season with laser treatments for underarms or standard bikini lines. Your three treatments will send you well on your way to hairless harmony, but results can vary depending on skin and hair type. Kellogg's friendly staff will be happy to consult with you on how many treatments it will take to achieve desired results.
Kellogg has two welcoming locations on both the east and west sides of town, each staffed with friendly laser-wielders ready to get unfriendly with rogue hairs. Get up to two Groupons to maximize your hair-zapping with a total of six treatments.
Kellogg Clinic Aesthetic & Laser Center
At Kellogg Clinic Aesthetic & Laser Center, certified technicians cultivate beauty, wellness, and self-confidence with medically based aesthetic services and physician-supervised weight-loss programs. The staff place a premium on safety, smoothing facial wrinkles with FDA-approved treatments such as Botox and nudging hair follicles into retirement with gentle laser beams. To promote a youthful glow, the clinic also offers IPL skin rejuvenation, GloMinerals cosmetics, and skincare tonics from SkinCeuticals.