What You'll Get
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign orthodontic treatment, including x-rays, from Dr. Kenn Kakosian, valid at the offices on Lexington Avenue and East 35th Street (up to a $7,999 value).
Dr. Kenn Kakosian has been helping patients sharpen their smiles for more than 20 years. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including photos and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Mouths return every two weeks for check-ins with Dr. Kakosian. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 5–10 or as many as 30 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 9–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Treatment time and number of aligners vary for each customer. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required or $75 fee may apply. New clients only. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.