What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today’s Groupon to Kentuckiana Chiropractic Wellness Center in Elizabethtown. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a one one-hour custom massage (a $65 value).
- For $74, you get three one-hour custom massages (a $170 value).
Doctor of Chiropractic Shawn Sizemore presides over a practiced crew of licensed massage therapists that brings more than 40 years of combined know-how to Kentuckiana’s curative kneadings. During each 60-minute custom massage, a skilled sinew mender zeroes in on each client’s stricken areas, relieving chronic pain and tension by pairing a tactical array of dynamic strokes and robust kneads with the exacting prods and tap-dancing marionettes central to traditional trigger-point therapy. Ideal for promoting relaxation and blood circulation, massage therapy can also rid muscles of cellular waste, reduce swelling, and hasten the body’s convalescence from musculoskeletal injuries and weeklong Simon Says tournaments led by snakes. Groupon holders can also take advantage of an additional half off a second visit if booked at the time of redemption.
Customers have the right to rescind within 72 hours any obligation to pay for services performed in addition to the services provided with this Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Kentuckiana Chiropractic Wellness Center
Doctor of Chiropractic Shawn Sizemore presides over a practiced crew of licensed massage therapists that brings more than 40 years of combined know-how to Kentuckiana’s curative kneadings. Having spent his childhood in nearby Irvington, Dr. Sizemore brings a local’s charm to each appointment that, when coupled with his demonstrable chiropractic wisdom, sets his patients’ minds immediately at ease. When he and his staff aren’t massaging muscles to hasten the body’s convalescence from weeklong Simon Says tournaments led by snakes, their noninvasive chiropractic treatments work to realign disks and promote overall health. With its emphasis on holistic well-being, chiropractic care can prove effective in healing such diverse ailments as headaches, hip pain, poor circulation, and sinus problems.