What You'll Get
A man's home is his castle, and his lawn is the lush carpet on which pages bring him sacrificial hoagies. Prune their regal entry with today's Groupon: for $49, you get 6,000 square feet of lawn aeration from Kentucky Lawn Care (a $125 value).
Kentucky Lawn Care's team of trained and certified grass gurus cultivates healthy and luscious lawns with professional landscaping services. Customers can primp yards of up to 6,000 square feet with a core-aeration procedure, in which plugs punch small holes into the soil's surface to reduce thatch and unearth fossilized beef jerky. The process exposes roots to ample supplies of air, water, and fertilizer, spurring thick and healthy sprouts to come forth and flourish. Should lush lawns attract a stampede of ravenous water buffalo or if any other problems arise, customers are free to call upon lawn specialists for counsel and corrective measures.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. First time customers only. Valid only within 10 miles of Lexington. 6000 sq. ft. max. Additional charge required for additional sq. ft. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.