What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $69, you get an oral exam (an $80 value), x-rays (a $55 value), teeth cleaning (an $80 value), oral-cancer screening (a $15 value), and an optional TMJ therapy consultation (a $250 value) from Kerry Johnson, DDS, in Landisville (up to a $480 total value).
Dr. Kerry Johnson and his squad of associates help patients maintain good oral health with dental exams, x-rays, and thorough prophylactic teeth cleanings. Starting with a comprehensive oral investigation, dental detectives screen mouths for toothy suspects such as cavities, cracks, and gum disease, then delve deeper with panoramic x-rays that encompass the whole mouth, upper and lower jaw, sinuses, and jaw joints. Clients with unexplained jaw pain and inexplicable urges to hum church hymns can capitalize on the optional TMJ (temporomandibular joint) dysfunction therapy consultations to help discover possible sources of discomfort. TMJ examinations typically last an hour or longer, depending on the severity of individual conditions and the duration of mime interruptions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.