What You'll Get
Butlers, forced by billionaires to mash piles of fruit by hand, invented blenders to prevent carpal tunnel and subsequent demotion to human towel rack. Reap the benefits of their creation with today's Groupon: for $9, you get four fresh 24-ounce fruit smoothies at Keva Juice on North Mesa Street (a $19.56 value).
The nutrient slingers at Keva Juice blend together high-quality ingredients to create juicy smoothies ripe for sipping. Like still-life paintings, Keva's smoothies are made with 100% real fruit and fruit juice. The Keva Kolada, a muse for island-inspired limericks, combines pineapple sherbet, coconut, banana, and nonfat frozen yogurt in a slurpable comestible. Meanwhile, apple juice, raspberry sherbet, and banana mingle in a horse-powered blender in the tart and sweet Ragin’s Raspberry. Each sweet treat may be spiked with a complimentary vigor boost, and further add-ins such as whey protein or granola ($1.49 each) may be procured to provide precautionary energy in case one stumbles into a relay race.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Keva Juice
Though the fruity, all-natural smoothies at Keva Juice may taste like an indulgence, they're all brimming with healthy antioxidants and vitamins. Staffers pack blenders with a healthy mix of fresh fruits and juices—including guava, mango, and raspberry juice—amped up with nonfat yogurts and low-fat sherbets. Each tempting smoothie can be supercharged with whey protein for an extra healthful boost or spiked with Red Bull to recharge each disposable cup's batteries.