What You'll Get
Butlers, forced by billionaires to mash piles of fruit by hand, invented blenders to prevent carpal tunnel and subsequent demotion to human towel rack. Reap the benefits of their creation with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of fresh-fruit smoothies and snacks at Keva Smoothie Company. This Groupon is only valid at the Keva Smoothie Company Fort Worth location.
Keva Smoothie Company melds fresh fruits, fro-yo, and enticing extras into teeth-optional treats, boasting a locally inspired menu. Dip straws into classics like the Orange U Fabulous, which matches up a tag team of orange and pineapple juices against fat-free frozen yogurt and orange sherbet ($2.95–$4.95). Locavores may lean toward Texas-inspired treats, such as the Longhorn Lemonade, a spinoff of the classic summertime beverage spiked with lime and pineapple sherbet, fresh strawberries, and shaken together in 10-gallon hat ($3.35–$5.65). Keva also caters to the caffeine-deprived with energy-enhancing drinks such as the Raspberry Rush, which mixes raspberry juice with a rainbow of sherbets and a shot of Red Bull ($4.45–$6.25). Add-ins including Emergen-C and whey protein ($1 each) are available to boost smoothie benefits and help customers stay up late at the gym to hear the head bodybuilder's bedtime stories. Feel free to occupy teeth with tasty snacks such as the gourmet hot stuffed pretzels ($3.29).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Keva Smoothie Company
Though the fruity, all-natural smoothies at Keva Smoothie Company may taste like an indulgence, they're all brimming with healthy antioxidants and vitamins. Staffers pack blenders with a healthy mix of fresh fruits, vegetables, and juices—including guava, mango, and raspberry juice. Each tempting smoothie can be supercharged with whey protein for an extra healthful boost or spiked with coffee or Red Bull to recharge each disposable cup's batteries.
Those who prefer dinner before dessert can opt for soft, warm gourmet pretzels stuffed with cheddar jalapeño or spinach with feta cheese, and espresso, Boba smoothies, and gelato are also available.