What You'll Get
The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grown-up gifts, such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a dental-exam package at Kevin J. Deakyne, DDS; PC in Warren (a $185 total value). The package includes:
- A comprehensive exam (a $60 value)
- One panoramic x-ray (a $78 value)
- Two bitewing x-rays (a $32 value)
- A complimentary oral-cancer screening
- An Oral-B rotary toothbrush (a $15 value)<p>
Dr. Deakyne teaches tooth-owners to nurture their enamel as he inspects pearly rows for signs of trouble during appointments that last about 40 minutes and commence with a comprehensive examination. Any malaise or ancient cuneiform undetected by the doctor’s expert eyes reveals itself during a panoramic x-ray, which captures the full suite of teeth up for inspection before a pair of bitewing x-rays peer deeper into backmost biters. The dentist further vets mouths with an oral-cancer screening to ensure that all is well, or to detect early signs of peril. Freed of dental uncertainties, patients bound from the office with an Oral-B rotary toothbrush in hand, ready to scrub away plaque and inspire jealousy in old toothbrushes that only rotate when duct taped to a carousel.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.