Talented sculptors can make a man out of marble, a swan out of ice, and a functioning defibrillator out of cotton candy. Turn your body into a finely chiseled work of art with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get an initial consultation and $400 worth of age-reversing laser skincare services, body contouring, and more at Key Laser Institute for Aesthetic Medicine (a $500 value).

Key Laser Institute focuses on nonsurgical procedures, providing clients with services that feature state-of-the-art systems to achieve their desired look. Those looking to lift downtrodden dermises can opt for a Gentle Yag treatment, which employs long-pulse laser technology to tighten skins, quell acne, and shame unsightly spider veins. Other laser treatments, such as the cryogenic Cool Touch, Intense Pulsed Light, and Fraxel, can help slim silhouettes, shuck cellulite, fade brown spots, and diminish wrinkles accumulated from working the conveyor belt at the local disappointment factory. Those looking to cast a more captivating shadow can opt for the body-contouring laser lipolysis, which breaks down fatty tissue with pulses of light energy and disheartening sonnets.

All new clients go through a consultation meeting, in which a member of Key's highly trained consultation team introduces the patient to the practice, reviews any at-home skincare routines, and gathers any needed medical information.

REVIEWS

Four Yelpers give Key Laser Institute for Aesthetic Medicine an average of 4.5 stars:

• Ultimately for me it comes down to whether I can trust the people who are administering the procedures, and there was no question for me that I was in capable hands. – Karinna K.
• Dr. Key and his staff are just simply the best. I did research for about one year before choosing this doctor - he's one of the most highly respected professionals in this industry. – Lisa S.