What You'll Get
Before baseball, there was mace-maul, a medieval sport in which players wore chainmail uniforms, no-hitters were a bad thing, and each team’s disabled list was much, much longer. Practice a more civilized sporting event with today’s Groupon to Kick City Sports Park in Springfield. Choose from the following options:
- For $10, you get a batting-cage package for one (a $21.95 value).
- For $20, you get a batting-cage package for two (a $43.90 value).
- For $40, you get a batting-cage package for four (an $87.80 value).<p>
The packages include:
- One 10-token batting-cage punch card for each participant
- One Gatorade for each participant<p>
Kick City Sports’ batting cages hurl balls across plates at a slow, medium, or fast speed for baseball players, softball sluggers, and fast-pitch-softball swingers. Individuals, pairs, or foursomes can inflate lungs with fresh air in five outdoor hitting areas armed with one token each to exchange for 15 tosses powered by a pitching machine who intimidates swingers with steely, piercing eyes or shouts curse words about the batters’ mothers. In the comforts of the low-pressure practice atmosphere, batters can refine their swing and follow-through techniques and actualize dreams of knocking one out of the park. Each slugger can adjust the toss speed and opt for slow- or fast-pitch softball in four of the cages. Sluggers can toast to a solid hit with a swig of electrolyte-enhanced Gatorade and refuel for practicing future baseball-card poses.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 6 or older; under 18 must have parental consent. Must sign waiver. Subject to weather. Must wear helmet. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.