Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons exhibiting wave-particle duality is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get admission ($6.50 per child under age two, $8.95 for ages two and older) plus $3 worth of tokens at Kid Junction (up to an $11.95 value), located in Branchburg. Admission is free for adults.

Two cushy levels of bouncy tubes, slides, obstacles, play structures, and an interactive arcade await sock-footed squirts at Kid Junction's clean and safe indoor jungle, ideal for kids aged one through nine. A fleet of skilled supervisors welcomes parents into a relaxing, vibrant amusement area, where you can accompany your tenderfoot as they propel through the tubes and slides area, packed with see-through panels, netting, webbed areas, and extra-smooth peanut butter. Toddler Town treats youngest ones to a soft sovereign nation-state, exposing them to crawlspaces and fundamental Playskool politics. Three dollars' worth of shiny tokens gives access to the sports-oriented arcade, where each game in the interactive arena has been tailored to boost motor skills, self-confidence, and the likelihood of being signed to the Toronto Raptors while in grade school.

Whether you seek a rainy day activity, fun field trip, or an escape from escalating Nerf violence, Kid Junction's fully equipped tot township is a great way to keep kids active while stoking their flames of creativity. Walk-ins are always welcome, provided youngsters wear socks, and re-admittance is allowed provided you aren't sucked into the time-space continuum.

Kid Junction is appropriate for ages 1–9, but kids younger or older will not be turned away or charged for admission, although they will not be allowed in the play area.