The average human mind holds 600 gigabytes of memory, which seems even smaller now that all life events occur in high definition. Save brain space by generating hard copies of happy times with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a two-portrait photography package at Kiddie Kandids Portrait Studio (up to a $114.95 value). This Groupon is good for both Albuquerque locations.

The photographers of fortune at Kiddie Kandids Portrait Studio are seasoned kid-wranglers, and will prove their prowess at capturing high-spirited younglings in their oft-rumored but rarely seen "still" state—capturing smiles at their finest. To avoid the stiff, artificial poses that so often result from preserving offspring in carbonite, Kiddie Kandids Portrait Studio's shutterbugs get the wee ones relaxed and comfortable so that the special spark of their personality shines through naturally. After the session, (session fee normally $14.99), the best poses will be reassembled into striking 10"x13" and 16"x20" wall portraits ($19.99 and $59.99, respectively) complete with your choice of portrait enhancements ($9.99 each) such as black and white, sepia tone, or Robocop-vision.