Scientists agree that the only reason adults have children is so they have a socially acceptable reason to visit amusement parks, novelty pizza arcades, and movies with Shreks in them. Put some fun in the oven with today's kid-friendly Groupon: for $65, you get a three-class sampler and two Playspace passes to Kidville (a $240 value). You will also receive half off one child's haircut, a 15% discount at any Kidville boutique, and 15% off lunch at the Kidville Café at the Upper East Side location until the Groupon expires. Today's deal may be used at eight Kidville locations: Upper East Side, Little Maestros at 69th Street, Upper West Side, Tribeca, Midtown West, Park Slope, Scarsdale, and Hoboken.
Kidville is a colorful, fun, and educational stomping ground where children can expand their minds, get out their wiggles, and make new, nonimaginary friends. Babies, toddlers, and children under 5 years old will get to attend three class sessions ($136 value) that have been carefully designed by early-childhood-development specialists. Hundreds of stimulating choices await young munchkins' eager eyes and ears, such as the Little Maestros music course and the energetic Run, Wiggle, Paint & Giggle class. My Big Messy Art Class lets your children Picasso to their heart's content with paints, chalks, and crayons, leaving your freshly painted hallways and furniture completely art-free. The fit-and-friendly gym classes, including Big Muscle Playtime and Kidville Tumblers, allow kids to romp amid a bevy of colorful and squishy play mats. Classes may vary at each location, so check the schedule to confirm offerings. You'll also receive two passes ($28 value) to Kidville's state-of-the-art indoor Playspace and the magical outdoor playgrounds at select locations.
Get half off your tyke's next new 'do in the hyperfun Kidville Salon (regularly $24) at the Upper West Side location. Child-friendly stylists will sculpt unruly mop tops as kids faux fly an airplane, dream drive a fire truck, or stationarily play PlayStation on a flat-screen TV. Kidville’s annual registration fee ($76 value) is included in the price of this Groupon and remains active for a full year. You'll also be entitled to receive a 15% discount at any Kidville toy-and-fashion boutique, and can refuel for 15% off at the Kidville Café in the Upper East Side location. Keep your little ones active until elementary school bombards them with Brontë novels and philosophical debates with a visit to Kidville.
This deal can be used for any 45- to 60-minute class. Some classes require adult accompaniment. Children under 3 are required to be accompanied by an adult.
Within the multihued walls of Kidville’s indoor playland, tykes expand their minds, network with members of their peer group, and deplete their vast energy reserves. Babies, toddlers, and kids 6 or younger delve into classes developed by Kidville’s early-childhood-development gurus. Burgeoning Beethovens can swivel their hips, flex their sing-along muscles, and edit their massive music manuscripts during one of Kidville’s music and dance classes, or enlist in one of the art classes to create a piece that captures their inner rage toward broccoli. Fun and fit gym classes let tots run, roll, and hover through gauntlets of plush blocks and spongy play mats. Clasping hands and scampering legs can also roam freely through Kidville’s sprightly indoor playspace, though all munchkins must be supervised by a parent, guardian, or trustworthy primate.