Like the moon, a set of perfectly white teeth is bright, alluring, and difficult to obtain without 238,857 miles of dental floss. Lasso a luminous glow with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a dental package for children and teens ages 1–17 at Kidzone Dental in Missouri City (a $315 value).

The dental package includes the following:

• A complete dental exam
• A set of x-rays
• A dental cleaning
• Teeth polishing with fluoride treatment
• 20% off any additional dental treatment<p>

Kidzone Dental’s duo of dentists and staff of pediatric specialists work to usher kids along a healthy dental road within a kid-friendly environment. During the 30- to 45-minute treatment, oral ombudsmen snap x-rays of each tot’s teeth for a better picture of their overall dental health and the frequency with which they sneak into Grandpa’s normally locked cabinet of Captain Crunch. A prophylaxis then scours teeth, gums, and tissue, as well as all the oral nooks where plaque, food debris, and microscopic extraterrestrial radio transmitters hide. For a finale, a polish summons a brilliant luster from enamel surfaces before fluoride outfits choppers with a cavity-fighting shield.

The teeth-caretaking team aims to put kids at ease in the lobby before they even step foot in the treatment room. Once they have pintsize patients calmly set up in the chair, they’ll talk to them with softening language and regale them with exciting stories of caped superheroes wrestling masked sugar pushers.