What You'll Get
While using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, its repercussions could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a single-outfit in-studio family portrait session with one 8”x10”, one 5”x7”, and eight wallet prints of one pose from Kim Jew Photography (a $307 value). This Groupon can be redeemed at any of three studios: two in Albuquerque and one in Corrales. Groupon holders receive 50% off additional prints.
Kim Jew Photography is characterized by superb lighting, creative composition, and memorable expressions that make people look their best. During an approximately 45-minute single-outfit family portrait session (a $100 value), families of any size gather together and pose for a timeless, relationship-strengthening photo shoot that can be customized with whatever props, uniforms, pets, or science experiments will fit through the studio’s door. Only one outfit will be allowed, so families should agree on decorative details ahead of time.
For the best photographic results, Kim Jew recommends that models wear dark or bright solid colors, which will focus attention on faces, help clients appear thinner, and avoid searing headaches caused by clashing prints and patterns. After the session is over, a basic portrait package, including an 8"x10" (a $99 value), a 5"x7" (a $59 value), and eight wallet-size prints (a $49 value), will be awarded, as long as everyone cooperates by not filling the studio with water and unleashing genetically engineered giant goldfish.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per family. Limit 1 per visit. In-studio session only. Valid only toward weekday appointments. Not valid toward multiple outfit changes. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Kim Jew Photography
Muhammad Ali, Barack Obama, Jay Leno, Tony Bennett—renowned shutterbug Kim Jew has aimed his lens at them all. His photographs of celebrities and prominent politicians have landed on the pages of high-profile publications including Harper's Bazaar and GQ over a career that has spanned more than three decades. Today, he and his staff of shutterbugs snap images in styles ranging from composite and fine art to editorial high fashion. Specialities include portraiture, documenting graduating seniors wearing caps and gowns, toddlers wearing cupcake crumbs, and families showing off the matching dimples they got from a great aunt's insistent cheek pinching.