What You'll Get
Stationary cycling became the preferred method of exercise when athletes discovered that stationary sitting only exercised their desire to watch sitcoms. Achieve in-place fitness with today's Groupon: for $22, you get four indoor-cycling classes and one complimentary new-student class at Kinetic Cycling (a $68 value).
Featured on NBC4 News, Kinetic Cycling classes bolster cyclists' physiques through no-impact workouts and reduce environmental impact through electricity-producing technologies. Attendants pedal themselves to a trimmer torso in fast-paced classes led by instructors who inspire others by participating in the workouts and reciting sentimental sports-film speeches. Kinetic Cycling's fleet of stationary Keiser M3 bikes push riders to their limits through magnetic-resistance systems and gauges that display heart rates and the amount of calories lost. According to NBC4 News, the bikes also help power the studio by generating electricity to reduce energy consumed from city-owned power grids and generators propelled by overworked hamsters. Good vibes emanate from hard-working cyclists as well-known melodies thump from THX surround-sound speakers and soft neon lights relax minds. Kinetic Cycling hosts classes throughout the week, so check the studio's class schedule for specific class times.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must redeem classes in full by 5/8/12. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Classes are non-transferable. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Kinetic Cycling
The atmosphere is charged with energy at the Kinetic Cycling studio, where flat-screen TVs play music videos and surround-sound speakers blast upbeat tunes. Soft lights beam up from the floor, bathing the rows of students pedaling away on stationary bicycles in blue and purple. During classes, an energetic instructor sits atop a bike in front of students, guiding them through the challenging workouts while providing inspiration and motivation.