A car is a complex machine that relies on a working relationship between all its parts, which increases its chances of escaping predatory monster trucks. Help your vehicle survive with today's Groupon: for $19, you get an oil change and tire rotation at Kingdom Chevy (a $59 value).

Kingdom Chevy's factory-trained technicians bolster automobiles with a renewing fluid transfusion and tire rotation. During the 45-minute service, damaged oils are removed and recycled or sent to ghost towns to grease squeaky door hinges as their clean, lubricating counterparts march in quart by quart. While the car is still drowsy from anesthesia, mechanics perform an automotive pedicure on its pavement pounders, re-positioning every tire to equalize tread wear, prolong tire life, and keep cars rolling smoothly. Drivers can relax in the customers' lounge, which features coffee and a television, while their cars are serviced and prepped for the next few thousand miles of road romping.