While a horse's teeth tell a trained eye everything about the animal, a human's teeth refuse to tell dentists anything without a lawyer present. Get to the root of the matter with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a dental exam, x-rays, and an initial cleaning at the dental offices of Kingery & Kingery, DDS, PLLC (a $302 value).
Drs. Kingery and Kingery and their staff have been tending to teeth's cosmetic, orthodontic, and general-dentistry needs for more than 25 years. During the initial cleaning, a dental hygienist removes tartar, plaque, and barnacles from each tooth before delivering customized instructions on gum-nugget maintenance. The dental dynamos fend off oral complications with up-to-date technology, including digital x-rays that spy on chompers' health and scan classified, under-gum secrets. Digital x-ray technology works faster and uses 90% less radiation than the traditional x-ray specs medical professionals used to order from comic-book catalogs. Like many blockbuster movies, the exam, x-rays, and cleaning process takes about 90 minutes if no one presses a pause button.