Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $49, you get two hours of home cleaning from King's Cleaning Service (a $100 value). This Groupon is valid for residences within 30 miles of the center of Sacramento. An extra fee applies outside the service area.

At King's Cleaning Service, owner Jamie King hand-selects a staff of bonded and insured germ exterminators who utilize green cleaning products whenever possible. Customers can gift homes basic cleaning services in high-traffic areas such as kitchens, bathrooms, panic rooms, and living rooms, complete with overall dusting and vacuuming. After customers reserve an appointment one week in advance, maids from King's Cleaning Service will adhere to specific home checklists to ensure cleaning in all preferred areas while avoiding prized international lint collections. Customers can consult King's Cleaning Service's FAQ page for more details.