What You'll Get
When Atlantis fell, the only survivors were its golfers, whose vast knowledge of water hazards saw them to safety. Hone game-saving skills with today’s Groupon to Kirby’s Golf Stix. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a one-hour video swing and equipment analysis (a $100 value).
- For $15, you get $30 toward golf merchandise.<p>
Compelled by their commitment to orb-eviscerating excellence, the golf gurus at Kirby’s Golf Stix enlist the FlightScope swing analysis system, which uses the same technology as Doppler radar, to smooth out rough swings and determine the ideal club dimension for each pupil. Within the walls of Kirby’s indoor golf studio, the kinetic clacking of club-head to sphere soundtracks an odyssey to a realm devoid of all mulligans, as video playback exposes the mechanical maladies that surface in unsightly snap-hooks, errant drives, and bipolar putters. Along with its role in swing refinement, Kirby’s uses single-frequency matching to determine the ideal characteristics of each club—such as shaft type, weight, and length, or grip type and size—that would turn each iron, wedge, and rescue club into the soulmate of your unique swing (actual club adjustments not included with this offer). After the lesson, Kirby’s makes each comprehensive swing analysis available online, bridging the animosity between personal computers and golf clubs from competing with one another for human beings’ tender affection.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older for swing analysis. $30 Groupon not valid toward sale items. Classes are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.