What You'll Get
Without cattle, the ensuing overgrowth of ungrazed prairie grass halts competitive frolicking while unemployed rodeo clowns compete for claustrophobic, clown cubicle jobs. Celebrate bovine beauty with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of steak and more at Kirby's Prime Steakhouse on North Loop 1604 East.
Kirby's specializes in searing steaks and charring chops for Texas-sized appetites. Award-winning chef Daniel Nemec serves midwestern grain-fed beef, aged to succulence in an au jus jacuzzi. Prep the palate for a meaty masterpiece with the jumbo shrimp cocktail ($13.95) or bleu cheese wedge salad ($7.95). Peruse the menu, then slice into a 10 oz. filet mignon ($35.95) or 22 oz. Cowboy Cut rib eye ($40.95)—served with homemade soup or salad and a miniature lasso made of baked potato skin. Kirby's also satisfies the seafaring set with the cedar-plank salmon ($26.95).
Though today's Groupon can't be used to purchase alcohol, the restaurant additionally houses more than 4,000 bottles of New and Old World wines and other corked tenants. Kirby's dining room is warm and elegant, with dark woods, cozy oversized booths, and a mirrored bar that reflects live entertainment Thursdays through Saturdays.
- I had a tender as can be filet with a peppercorn crust and my wife had the seabass with lobster risotto [sic]. Both were amazing. REALLY extensive wine list and bar, cigar friendly bar had live music and was a great way to close out the meal. – Brett Donnely, Urbanspoon
- Worth every penny and before that big juicy steak arrives, ORDER FRIED PICKLES!!! – Christy M., Yelp
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per table. Dine-in only. Not valid toward alcohol. Not valid on holidays. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.