What You'll Get
A person's spine is the only thing that keeps them from being a marine cephalopod haunting the vast and frigid ocean in perpetual search of plankton. Today's Groupon keeps your column vertical and your species un-nautical with a full chiropractic exam with x-rays if needed and an hour-long back massage for $39 at Kirkwood Family Chiropractic in Campbell, an up to $233 value. Without x-rays, it's a $143 value.
Kirkwood Family Chiropractic is staffed by Dr. Mainieri and fellow certified backologist Dr. Pete Zavacki, each with more than 10 years of active experience treating the ailments of aching spines. The postures assumed in front of computers, over sinks, and while performing cannonballs can place regular stress on backs and contribute to chronic back pain. Kirkwood Family Chiropractic chiropunches such back pain in the face, starting with a thorough examination. Using computerized nerve testing and x-rays (if necessary), Kirkwood will probe deeper into the current state of your corporeal totems.
After the careful inspection, a one-hour massage ships pain off to distant islands where it can no longer ruin your back's day with unprovoked throbbing or pester your other backs with incessant pyramid scheming. A skilled therapist will spend 60 minutes unraveling your back knots with Maniac Magee proficiency. Reward the spine for its 24-hour service by giving it a vacation and inspection worthy of any military-cadet barracks.
The chiropractic exam must take place before the massage portion of your chiropractic session. Due to scheduling, your session may need to be split over two visits.
- I have never been to an office quite like this. The doctor is very understanding and the staff is amazing. – Sally Workmeiyer, Yahoo! Local
- Dr. Jonathon Mainieri is awesome! He knows exactly what he is doing. – Lynette J., Insider Pages
- This office is a fun and healing place to be!...the massage therapist is awesome too! Once a month with her and I am good to go! – renae, Google Maps
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 10, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New clients only. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Exam must take place before massage. 2–3 visits necessary. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy Groupon is forfeit. Gratuity not included for massage. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.