Though unmentionables once referred to all manner of things––Grandpa's missing hands, Phlogiston theory, and the truth about cats and dogs—only one thing is worth not mentioning today. Don't say a word with today's romance-clad Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of bras, corsets, swimwear and more from Kissable Curves' online store.
Kissable Curves' convenient online shop boasts a wide selection of body-conscious coverings perfect for Valentine's Days or Thursdays, ranging frombras, baby doll dresses, and corsets to sleepwear, swimwear, and garter belts. Floral arrangements decorate the Flower Bali bra($33.45), while patriotic patterns pay tribute to democratic swimming pools in the Stars & Stripes bikini ($38.95). Suit up for bed bug battles with a Crochet Rose Lace corset ($27) or help make a partner decide between walking the plank or power-washing the bathtub thanks to the Pirate Wench costume($44.85). Shoppers can also feel free to check out the special Valentine's Day section for February-14th-appropriate attire or saucy gifts for successful heart-transplant recipients.