What You'll Get
Until mankind first stepped outside in 1934, nature was thought to be a fanciful myth, like yogurt or the clutch hitter. Spend a few hours frolicking through the fresh air of truth with today's Groupon. For $99, you get the three-hour introductory kiteboarding lesson at Kite Force Academy, a $250 value. Kiteboarding is an exhilarating new sport that harnesses the power of wind via large kite while the rider is attached to a board, which allows huge air tricks, enhanced cruising speeds along the terrain, and proof that your weekends aren't spent gossiping with grandma's knitting group.
The three-hour land lesson is taught by a Professional Air Sports Association (PASA) certified instructor, who will cover the essential skills needed for kiteboarding (water), and other kiting sports such as landkiting, and snowkiting. Today's deal get's you the beginner's cadet training stage one, which focuses on wind theory, gear knowledge, kite inflating and rigging, launching and landing, practice of small and large kite flying, and how to avoid kite-eating trees that Charlie Brown frowned upon. Lessons are offered in small groups (up to 5 people) and will take place at local lakes or parks in the Kansas City area.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit up to 5 people per group lesson. Reservation required. Subject to weather. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.