What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a one-hour massage at KJ Concepts on Airport Road (a $90 value).
A certified physical trainer, massage therapist, and aesthetician, KJ Concepts' Kellie Jo Dunlap un-clamps clients' flesh knots in two types of muscle-melting massage sessions. Creaky clients can choose a structural re-integration, which combines massage with physical therapy and trigger-point techniques to assuage chronic aches or complications from sleeping on a tricycle. Dunlap can also treat muscles to the relaxation massage, which uses light to medium pressure to siphon off everyday stress to a nearby syllable.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.