What You'll Get
Basic hygiene can be difficult to keep up with, requiring the daily rigors of flossing, showering, and dismantling disposable showers. Clean up on the go with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a combo pack of five XXL towels and 30 1-2-3 towels from Klenz (a $24.65 value). Shipping ($4.75) is not included, but customers can pick up their orders at the Marion Road location.
Used aboard the International Space Station and by U.S. soldiers bereft of showers, Klenz towels restore befouled bodies to cleanliness when there is nary a faucet in sight. Unlike other hygienic towels that come pre-moistened with alcohol and tell off-color jokes at family parties, Klenz uses aloe and 100% natural bamboo, activated by a splash of water, to keep epidermises hydrated. The XXL towels marshal 2'x4' of hard-wearing Hydroknit fibers for a thorough corporeal cleanse, while the smaller 1-2-3 towel, a compact cylinder that expands to 12"x18" with just a dash of water, can be stowed safely away in a purse, wallet, or false-teeth holster.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. May buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.