When improperly applied, makeup can have a harsh and unsettling effect on its onlookers, much like Richard Nixon's portrayal of Hamlet. Go easy on the eyes with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of custom-blended mineral makeup at KM Impressions in Schertz. Professionally trained color specialists at KM Impressions work from a complete custom-blend mineral makeup bar to craft powders, bronzers, liquid foundations, and lipsticks designed to match dermal nuances. Personalized finishing powders and foundations by Face IT Cosmedix settle over cheeks in a thin, flawless haze ($36), while liquid minerals, such as custom airbrush foundations, brighten faces without cumbersome portable spotlights ($45). Flush pouts with lipstick ($22) or a lip smoothie ($12), which comes with its own wand for precision application and slaying stubborn hobgoblins. All makeup is tailored to elevate bone structure to the realm of high art via micro-pulverized minerals that are talc-, fragrance-, paraben-, and oxychloride-free.