The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today's Groupon to KMK Car Wash in Ridgewood. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get two deluxe car washes and an express detail (a $70 value).
- For $45, you get five deluxe car washes and an express detail (a $115 value).
KMK Car Wash's staff of cleanliness crusaders blasts accumulated detritus off every vehicle that passes through its lot. The deluxe car wash begins with a celebratory trip through the automated washer, clearing away dirt and road residue with a barrage of water, suds, and highly experimental, microscopic compliments. An application of hot triple-foam wax coats the car before its unclean chassis is cleared of gunk with a soothing bath and manual application of Armor All to the tires. A technician drives out interior debris with a full vacuuming, and the front mats are washed or run through a rug beater.
The 20-minute express detail, which includes a deluxe wash, hires more Armor All to coax vibrant smiles from dashboards, center consoles, and front and rear doors. Each auto is topped with an air freshener that smells like a micro forest of tundra evergreens was shrunken and stuffed into the glove box.