What You'll Get
In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today’s Groupon to Knead to Unwind. Choose from the following options:
- For $25, you get a 30-minute custom massage (a $50 value).
- For $35, you get a 60-minute custom massage (a $70 value).
- For $99, you get a gift-certificate pack good for either four 30-minute massages or three 60-minute massages (up to a $210 value).
Clients can opt to receive a deep-tissue and trigger-point massage, relaxation massage, or a combination of techniques.
The skilled staffers at Knead to Unwind, all registered massage therapists and members of the Massage Therapy Association of Manitoba, de-knot muscles with therapeutic massages designed to meet each body’s needs. During the deep-tissue massage, embedded muscles and connective tissue find solace in a therapist’s touch while bunched muscles in necks, lower backs, and shoulders melt like peanut butter in a Reese’s cup set aflame. A classic bodywork technique performed during deep-tissue massage, trigger-point therapy coaxes pain from the body through the application of pressure. The smooth, slow movements and light touch of a relaxation massage may prompt slumber as the massage encourages improved circulation, stimulates the lymphatic system, and diminishes the urge to prank-call neighbours. Each therapist uses natural oils to bathe skin in moisture and aromatherapy to unite nose and body in a nourishing tango.
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person for all options. May buy 2 additional as gifts for single massage options. Must redeem gift-certificate pack option for gift-certificates by 2/5/12. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Gift certificate option valid only for 1 gift certificate per person; other gift certificates are transferable. Not valid with insurance. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Knead to Unwind
Knead to Unwind’s registered massage therapists customize their massages according to each client's needs with a blend of deep-tissue, relaxation, and trigger-point techniques. The clinic has a natural aesthetic, with walls in varying shades of green. Five private treatment rooms set the stage for relaxation with soft lighting, soothing landscapes, and low, cushioned beds that give therapists more leverage to work tension out of backs or locked safes.