Hot Lava Shell Massage, Tai Chi, or Nutrition/Exercise Consult at Kneaded Wellness (Up to 58% Off). 4 Options.

Kneaded Wellness

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In a Nutshell

Warm shells massage shoulder blades and vertebrae, whisking away tension; tai chi also relaxes, and a nutrition consult aid wellness

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires 120 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. May be repurchased every 90 days. Appointment required. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. All goods or services must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Choose from Four Options

  • $29 for one 1-hour hot lava shell massage or tai chi ($45 value)
  • $75 for three 1-hour hot lava shell massages or tai chi sessions ($135 value)
  • $109 for five 1-hour hot lava shell massages or tai chi sessions ($225 value)
  • $19 for a 1-hour nutrition or exercise consultation ($45 value)

Kneaded Wellness

Upon entering the tranquil confines of Kneaded Wellness, clients slip into a private massage room where they're left to disrobe according to their comfort level before slipping beneath a clean sheet. Soft music lightly jostles eardrums like hummingbird earrings as shells, heated with a tepid liquid, rub across spines in the soothing, guided motions of a skilled therapist. Following the bodywork, clients can expect to feel an increase in energy, stimulated circulation, and the sensation they just gave a mermaid a piggyback ride.

Customer Reviews

We went through a lot of bad massages before we bought this one. My wife really enjoyed it and would love to do it again.
Cody B. · September 12, 2012
Angela is amazing.
Kimberlee B. · June 24, 2012
Felt great
Trudy B. · March 22, 2012

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