What You'll Get
Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shaving Mount Rushmore. Attend to your anatomy and protect your health with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a 30-minute massage (a $45 value) and a punch card good for five yoga, Pilates, or other classes (up to a $55 value) at Kneading Serenity (up to a $100 total value). This Groupon is good for neuromuscular advanced deep-tissue trigger-point therapy, Swedish massage, relaxing and pregnancy massage.
Kneading Serenity assists clients' relaxation with massage services and soothing yoga and Pilates classes. During a 30-minute massage, a therapist's Swedish-style squeezes can wring out tension like lobster juice dripping from Poseidon's post-barbecue bib. Or, clients can opt for a specialized massage that can treat aches and sprains with rehab techniques, pamper moms-to-be, or jerry-rig a gumball machine to shoot lasers at evildoers.
Valid for six months after pickup, a five-class punch card is a passport to edifying instruction in Pilates, yoga, and other bendy disciplines. Kneading Serenity currently offers two Pilates and two yoga classes each week (up to a $12 value each) and a community class every other Saturday (an $8 value).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Must be 18 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Kneading Serenity Massage and Wellness Center
Though salsa dancing is her preferred method of winding down after a stressful day, Christine Zolman understands that some people desire a more traditional approach to relaxation. The massage therapist and owner of Kneading Serenity Massage and Wellness Center has formulated an extensive list of spa treatments that she and her multitalented team—a fellow therapist and several yoga and Pilates instructors—draw on to extinguish chronic pains and promote overall wellness.
As a certified massage therapist for more than a decade, Zolman can capably soothe muscles with Swedish, prenatal, and sports techniques. For an experience not often found on other spas’ menus, try the specialty esalan massage, which combines long strokes with acupressure, gentle rocking, and stretching to sculpt deep musculature. Yoga and Pilates classes meet five days a week and allow clients to heal their own bodies in sessions scaled to their abilities.