In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage at Knepley Therapeutic Massage (a $70 value) in Warwick. Taking a holistic approach to health, Knepley specializes in Reiki, spiritual life coaching, trigger-point work, and a cornucopia of therapeutic massage techniques. During your one-hour Swedish massage, one of Knepley's smooth-handed muscle magicians will administer a series of carefully targeted gliding strokes, melting stress from your body, then conveniently shooing it away before it has a chance to take up residence in your hair. Aside from promoting relaxation, Swedish massage reduces blood pressure, enhances the immune system, increases endorphins, eases arthritis, and prevents door-to-door cane salesmen from squatting on your front lawn.
2905-2907 Post Rd.
Kraemer Building, Suite 4
Warwick, Rhode Island 02886Get Directions