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Reviewed December 4, 2011
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What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage at Knepley Therapeutic Massage (a $70 value) in Warwick. Taking a holistic approach to health, Knepley specializes in Reiki, spiritual life coaching, trigger-point work, and a cornucopia of therapeutic massage techniques. During your one-hour Swedish massage, one of Knepley's smooth-handed muscle magicians will administer a series of carefully targeted gliding strokes, melting stress from your body, then conveniently shooing it away before it has a chance to take up residence in your hair. Aside from promoting relaxation, Swedish massage reduces blood pressure, enhances the immune system, increases endorphins, eases arthritis, and prevents door-to-door cane salesmen from squatting on your front lawn.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only, subject to availability. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.