What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Knepley Therapeutic Massage in Warwick. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute therapeutic relaxation massage (a $70 value).
- For $35, you get a 60-minute reiki healing session (a $70 value).
- For $99, you get a 60-minute couples massage (a $199 value).
The licensed muscle tamers at Knepley Therapeutic manage pain and ease tension with massage and other holistic therapies. The gentle pressure and expansive strokes of a therapeutic relaxation massage unbind muscular tangles from attempting to tie limbs into sailor's knots. A light touch enacts Japanese reiki techniques while the patient is fully clothed in a chair or on a massage table. This approach aims to reload life-force energies for those running low and sputtering around on life-force fumes. Pairs lie side by side during an hour's couples massage, with a choice of the friends package or a romance package, the latter of which includes aromatherapy, candles, and serene music. Each variety of the 60-minute massage service bolsters immune-system function and promotes the release of endorphins, a neurochemical that simulates the sense of euphoria a tree feels when it receives a hug.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.