A bronze body indicates that its owner just came from the beach or spent an afternoon swimming in a neighbor's decadent brown-sugar pool. Cast your corpus in warm hues with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a Bronze Biologic airbrush tan at Knight and Sanders Plastic Surgery (a $35 value).

Within the office of cosmetic surgeons Dr. Knight and Dr. Sanders, an expert team of skin bronzers gilds pallid forms using the all-natural Bronze Biologic spray-tan formula. During the 15-minute treatment, technicians airbrush an even glow over epidermal nooks and crannies without harmful chemicals, dyes, or additives. The natural ingredients allow humans to eschew the harmful UV rays of traditional sun tanning, and produce an instant radiance that can last 7–10 days, eliminating the need to travel with an entourage of glow sticks.