Knitting was invented to turn the tumbling balls of yarn that littered the badlands habitat of early man into a soft, warm blanket for man's first pet rock. Create something cozy with today's deal: for $20, you get a private knitting lesson plus a skein of yarn at Knitting Off Broadway, located near downtown Fort Wayne.

Knitting Off Broadway supplies a wide variety of yarn and knitting supplies to experienced fiber-twisters and amateur cloth-conjurers alike. With today's deal, Knitting Off Broadway's staff of webbing wizards, who boast more than 100 years of combined knitting experience, will teach the basics of the craft in a one-hour private lesson ($30). Knitters will also receive one skein of Rowan cotton rope (a $10 value) for use during the lesson. Private lessons teach yarn-yearners the ins and outs of knitting, including how to cast on and create knit and purl stitches, so they can start creating scarves, mittens, and ribbed kitten golems in no time. With your newfound knitting skills, you'll be able to join the neighborhood knitting society and start churning out enough thick wool sweaters and cotton stockings to swaddle an entire army of chilly babies. Pupils will thrive within Knitting Off Broadway's sun-soaked storefront, where colorful balls of yarn peacefully wait for their inevitable transformation into one of Joseph's amazing technicolored dreamcoats. Find an outlet for your constantly swaying hands and put a rocking chair to good use with today's Groupon to Knitting Off Broadway.